Posting And Hoping Is Not A Strategy. Get It ROASTED Before Anyone Sees It. 16 expert AI judges. One honest verdict. 60 seconds.

You know the feeling. You spend forty minutes on a post, read it back nine times, hover over the button, publish — and then nothing. Two likes, one of them your mum. No comments. No DMs. And the worst part isn't the silence, it's that you genuinely don't know why. Was it the hook? The offer? The fact you buried the point in line six? So you guess, you tweak, you post again, and the guessing never ends.

Guessing is expensive. Every weak post costs you a day of reach you'll never get back, and it slowly convinces you that you're just bad at this. You're not. You're flying blind.

ROASTED puts a panel between you and the publish button. 16 expert AI judges read your content through different lenses — direct response, storytelling, clarity, pure entertainment — and hand back a straight verdict: an overall score out of 10, your single biggest strength, and the one priority fix that will move it most. No vague encouragement. No participation trophy.

It grades social posts, captions, emails, sales pages and ad copy. Paste the text or upload a screenshot. That's the entire process, and it takes about a minute.

So the loop changes. Write it, roast it, fix the one thing, publish it — knowing it's the strongest version you had in you, not the first version you got tired of editing. That's how content stops feeling like a lottery ticket.

You get ROASTED Pro: 50 roasts a month, all 16 judges, the full verdict and rewrite every time, plus website roasts, redesign images, Full Forge Mode and your full history. No credits, no word limits. $19 a month or $199 a year, cancel whenever you like. There's also a free plan — 5 roasts a month, no card — if you want to try it first.